Ten Answers...
'Cause the forty year old men up here look like Fred Sanford
If you shave it, they will come
Its only as good as the last time
'Cause the last time I lived with my mother, we almost fought
We come from Catholic Farmers; we need sex
You are a whole woman; God will not send you half a man
'Cause he was tall and foine and smoothtalking, he pursued then rescued me
They shoulda kept Pedro; he woulda stayed for a third of Daisuke's money
That's what toilet paper's for
'Cause I said so
Comments
I'm not sure what the questions was but I like (and believe in ) this answer!!!
"You are a whole woman; God will not send you half a man"
here's my stab at the other 9
1) why younger men?
2) why do you endure the pain of a brazilian wax?
3) will you see the same movie twice? (i'm lost on this one, LOL)
4) Why don't you just move back to NYC and stay at your Mom's?
5) why don't you go to confession anymore? ha!
7) why did you pinch that fireman's butt last week?
8) Something to do with the Red Sox's ?
9) Why did you flush your last offer letter?
10) Why? hahaha