11 posts tagged “bifteck”
Schlemiel! Schlemazl! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
At age 23, he's probably only seen that show on Nickelodeon !?!?!?
That Prince Fielder is a THICK brother! Look at those thighs! Could definitely keep a sister warm on those cold Milwaukee nights!
But he comes by it honestly. This is Prince's Daddy, Cecil back in the eighties in Detroit:
Before the RedSox had Big Papi, there was "Big Daddy," none other than Prince's natural father, Cecil Fielder, (now 43 years old). Now I dont follow the Brewers or the Tigers, Lions or Bears... Im strictly East Coast with mine. However,
I do appreciate a thick brother ((nodding and grinning))
Five Days to Go, Yall!
AuRevoir!
Ever spend a lot of time with someone who later drops out of your life, leaves your circle of friends, or maybe you leave theirs... then maybe eighteen months to two years later you see or hear from them again and you remember and fall back into a comfortable conversation... picking up where you left off, laughing at the same old jokes, comfortable or uncomfortable in the same whatever kinda way?
This scenario has been happening to me a lot lately. Kinda like God is showing me the end of the story. Like I was wondering to myself, "Whatever happened to ____ and ____? Oh and ____???"
And God said,
"Well, he's still a ho, but his age is catching up with him, so now he is desperate for attention of ANY KIND, even negative attention"
"Her? She's still eccentric, but she still loves you like a sister."
"Oh and him? Well, Ill just show you..."
Makes me just wanna take up stalking... LawdHamMercy!
And God said, "I do!"
Bon Nuit Mes Enfants...
God is Great, God is Good...
Gratuitous Father's Day Pics
Amendment to the State Constitution Which Would Ban Gay Marriage: Will not be on the 2008 Ballot, Thank God! Now, I already told yall, that I am pro-marriage. Grown people should be able to make a family with whoever will have them, and those families should have the same legal protection that Ozzie and Harriet had. But more important to my life (cause men arent lining up to go down the aisle with me, right this minute) is that the Constitution SHOULD NEVER BE PUT TO A POPULAR VOTE! Changes in the law should be researched, studied, discussed in public hearings and then voted on BY THE LEGISLATURE. A knee jerk popular vote is what happened in Michigan, a state which now has no affirmative action in State jobs or State schools. And you see what happened to UC...
If you let the public, especially Massachusetts public, vote on the Constitution, it would change every week... and soon the Prohibition, Anti-Miscegenation Laws and Slavery would be back on the books. Id have to move to South Africa to have any rights!
My Concert: Will be broadcast live on Boston's WCRB 99.5 FM, The Classical Station. It seems that the station airs the Boston Pops every Saturday. Since our concert is on Saturday this year (we are usually on Sunday), we will be on WCRB. I bet this is the very first time theyve had any gospel music on that station. They have a website: www.wcrb.com . Now Im not sure the concert will be on line, but if you are near a computer on Saturday Night 8pm, you can try to listen to it.
My Trip to Housing Court: Was successful. And Ill leave it at that.
My Groceries: Tonight instead of my usual Garelick Farms Orange Juice and Henny, I tried Langer's Frozen Orange Juice with my Henny. Langer's is the frozen juice that comes in a little plastic bottle. I just couldnt carry that big bottle of Garelick Farms home tonight, my back hurts. So I tried it for the first time. It actually tastes good, just unscrew the top add three little bottles of cold water and chill... and it was much easier to get home! So now I will drink Garelick's fresh and Langers frozen. Sometimes its good to try something new!
Sold One of My Baby Blankets: the other day to a co-worker for another co-workers upcoming baby shower. The expectant Mom is one of the Russian scientists, and she looks unhappy all the time. I thought she was uncomfortable because she is in the last stages of her pregnancy. Then I saw the five year old pic she submitted to the Fifth Anniversary collage... she looked unhappy at five too. Well that was my first sale. My sister commissioned one for her friend so I will work on that one next. Also, I will be giving a freebee to my choir member who no one knew was expecting. She is a big girl like me and she always wears loose clothes so we didnt notice... until we saw her walk... and she was waddling. She told me she is seven and half weeks! Her face and arms are the same size. One of my Bestest AMW is due at the end of July, her shower is next Saturday, so I will miss it for my family reunion. God Bless all the pregnant ladies. Maybe one day that will be me.... Or maybe, Ill adopt...
...Bon Nuit Mes Enfants
...Im not a player, I just crush a lot
GRAMPA
Grampa never did call me back. He did that "Ill call you right back" sh*t. He playing bullsh*t games already and we didnt even f*ck yet? Its like going on a second interview and then never getting a call or a letter from the employer. You know you were rejected but youre not sure why.
OLD JOB IN BOSTON
Ran screaming from Maximus. Actually it was the Supervisor's screaming... slaming doors, barking orders and refusal to answer any questions that caused me to close my pocketbook, get my time sheet signed, and back slowly out the door. "Jim" is a spoiled racist incompetant b*tch, son of Irish Immigrants who moved to Southie when they got to America. After he went on a screaming tirade against another Black temp, who merely pointed out a mistake "Jim" made with the database, I got the f*ck up outta there. "Jim" woulda had one time to speak to me like that, and I already told yall, Im not catching a charge before I take the Bar again.
NEW JOB IN CAMBRIDGE
Now Im doing Auditing/Contract Administration for a bio-tech firm in Cambridge. Lots of crunchy scientist types over there. My first interview was with a girl in jeans and flip flops. No yelling. Lots of free food. Flat screen TVs, microwaves and free coffee in the break room. Free shuttle bus pass. I just review contracts all day and no one bothers me. Today I was given my "starter kit," office and desk supplies (ruler, pens, post-its, staples, tape dispenser, etc) all together in an easy to carry container (a clean black plastic garbage can). Wow, competence! So refreshing. I take the shuttle in and walk home, have to get my exercise in, what with all that free food at the office! LOL
BOSTON POPS POLITICS
Ive started rehearsals for Boston Pops Gospel Night. Ive been behind the scenes on the internet causing trouble as always. Found out that neither the BSO (Boston Symphony Orchestra) nor the BMA (Black Ministerial Alliance) thought they needed to actively promote Gospel Night, like we can afford to lose any more Black traditions in Boston, like the city doesnt need healing, like the playing field is level. Im doing my own promotion, in spite of, because of, cause cant nobody do it like I do. After my appeal to promote Gospel Night on a Grassroots Level went out to about nine of my Boston friends (politicians, photographers, artists, columnists, singers, and attorneys) I heard back from several of them ...and the BSO. Seems that the BSO has assembled staff members to promote Gospel Night, picture that! I even heard from a Sister from the BMA. Though, I seriously doubt the BMA leadership knows that she intends to take this to some of the membership.
Think about it. If there was a Gospel Concert at Lincoln Center, a skilled Guest Maestro and well-known Gospel Icon were featured, and members of Abyssinian were singing, Rev. Butts would have a block of discounted tickets in the church office by the day after the tickets came out. In Boston, the BMA has yet to promote Gospel Night... too busy protest-marching against gay marriage, I guess ((shrugging))
BOSTON POPS GOSPEL NIGHT
((Exhaling)) Now that I got that out of my system... The music we are learning is SOO beautiful. A good mix of classic and contemporary gospel. We have one song with a childs solo and another song featuring a gospel rap solo (we had our first rap solo in last years concert). BostonPopsGospelNight celebrates its Fifteenth Anniversary this year. Our Guest Maestro is Charles Floyd and our guest soloist is Marvin Winans. Boston Pops Gospel Night is on Saturday June 16th at 8pm at Boston Symphony Hall on MassAve and Huntington. Tickets are $18-$85.
DV DUMBA$$
JohnOrlowski, 49 gets the Dumba$$ of the Year award. Already in jail for Domestic Violence, this fool make friends with a hitman, while they are inside. When they are released, he hires the hitman to kill his wife, mother in law and seven year old daughter. He even instructed the hitman on how many bullets to use on each family member and not to shoot his daughter in the head, because he wanted her to have an open casket funeral (?!?!?) The HITMAN became squeamish about shooting a seven year old and helped the FBI get the fool on tape. He was rearrested and appeared in Federal Court in Boston this Monday. Men who commit domestic violence (and child molesters) have an incurable mental illness. They need to be put down like mad dogs.
GRATUITOUS PICTURES OF FOINE BLACK MEN FROM WWW.RUNDU.COM
Peace and Blessings to the family and friends of fallen soldier Pfc. Joseph Anzack Jr, 20. May he Rest In Peace.
Video: Show us your TV crush.
Submitted by quornflour.
Well, I see him on TV (and in my dreams) all the time:
I enjoy watching him on TV, too:
Okay Okay! So my new TV crush has to be:
He is 6'1", 32 years old, a PuertoRican/Cuban, Native New Yorker. His current role is "Eric Delko" on CSI Miami. But he has appeared on many other TV shows and music videos. He played a cop in 50 Cent's Many Men video (along with my former TV crush Henry Simmons), and he grew his hair out to play the horny man on the internet in Jennifer Lopez' If You Had My Love.
But he could stand and read the phone book and I would still luv him... I mean look at those lips! ((sigh))
Chocolate, Caramel and Butter Pecan all in the same post... Yum Yum!!! LOL
Super Sleuth that I am, I found my husband on the internet. Big Red's name is Rudy Jimninian. He is a 26 year old Dominicano from New York, 5'10" 225. He is a Bouncer, Bodybuilder and Personal Trainer with a page on the MuscleGallery website. I think I need some immediate personal training! Good Lawd!
...that I wasnt surprised by Imus, Kramer, Mel... or Isaiah?
...that Sharpton and Jesse only work together when they can both get some spotlight?
...that you cant change minds, only behavior... and sometimes the behavior changes occur only after a civil lawsuit?
...that the EasterMurder on the Cape where Dr. Ann Gryboski murdered her battering husband Patrick Lancaster, a handyman, sounded like an accident waiting to happen. You know he thought he had a good deal at first, being a doctors husband, living on the Cape, in a nice house, laying up on the couch between 'jobs'... then he started beating on her to regain some of his manhood. Dang, sometimes even white ladies in Barnstable County have to resort to street justice.
...that Comedianne Mo'Nique could read the phone book and I would think its funny.
...that BeBounce could sing AveMaria at the Vatican and I wouldnt be impressed
...that regardless if she is singing Cater to You, Freakum Dress, Irreplaceable, or Survivor, she somehow always winds up half naked, on the floor, wet, and/or crawling with her a$$ open and up in the air in the video? Maybe she really is only 25? ((shrugging shoulders))
...that the ChocolateJesus was banned at that art gallery in New York City? Was it because he was sans loin cloth (bucket nekked), because he was anotomically correct (Jesus with a Johnson)... or was it because he was dark brown? (always knew he was a Brother!)
...that the City of Boston didnt call the State or the Fed in to investigate the rash of murders (up 200% from this time last year) until a white woman from New York was killed... and until the Guardian Angels reassembled and arrived?
...that the so-called "gun sniffing dogs" the Fed brought to Boston last week didnt turn around and sniff out the gun of the officer holding the leash? And whyd the dogs only find one gun and a machete in all of Dorchester?
...that even though the most I will get from the settlement is like $450, Im glad that someone has finally brought a class action against my BarReview company for anti-trust?
...that former US Senator and Law and Order actor Fred Thompson is running for President?
...that I will never admit it, but Original Law & Order is falling off? The thrill is gone
...that I feel like Im cheating when I watch CSI:Miami, Cold Case and Without a Trace? I mean two years ago I wouldnt be caught dead watching CBS.
...that this Brother, below... He's my husband and I dont even know his name...
...that I love to post gratuitous pics of foine Black men on my webpages? I mean is this really necessary?
...that kids had to Easter egg hunt in their snowsuits this past Sunday?
...that I went to my first Sunrise Easter Service this year at the waterfront at Christopher Columbus Park in the North End (Boston) and thoroughly enjoyed the singing, the short sermon, communing with Nature, the lack of traffic on the roads, and the lack of clothing-induced drama? One girl came in her pajamas and shirpa boots! And then, after distribution of RedEasterEggs (Greek Paschalina Auga), and a stroll through the North End, I got to go home and sleep all day in between NBA games! I think I may start a new Easter tradition with myself. I really enjoyed my Easter!
7:45am April 8th, 2007
ChezMom: Did you actually see the Sunrise?
ChezNiki: I saw it on the way there. Sunrise was 6:16am, but the service started at 6:30am
ChezMom: So how was it?
ChezNiki: COLD! I think it was like 30 degrees. The Preacher talked about seeing Jesus through your tears, having hope, and renewal...
ChezMom: Well did you listen to her?
ChezNiki: Yeah.
ChezMom: Good!
Show us the one thing that unfailingly makes you smile, no matter what.
Submitted by Sourire.
Boston Activists
Men Who Create
Facial Hair
Dredlocks
Men Who Love Their Children
Men With Large Comfy Chests
Tats
Big Red
Choses Qui Me Font Le Sourire, Toujours! LOL
In your ultimate dream house, what does your favorite room look like?
My favorite room would be my bedroom. Lots of natural light, chocolate brown and blue decor, wired with Bose surroundsound, soft lighting on a sleep timer, lots of mirrors, private balcony and a sturdy classy leather headboard...
Breakfast in Bed, definitely Southern Style, grits and seafood (shrimp, salmon cakes or crab cakes), steamed veggies, fluffy biscuits, butter, honey and hot sauce with a carafe of frosty orange juice...
Some Brothers like these pictured below could wait on me hand and foot, ie bring my breakfast tray, newspaper, chai, the remote to the CD player and give me my daily morning nekked backrub...
After Im all rested, I could help this Brother below with his shower. He also may need some assistance applying his lotion...
...then I could help him get dressed for his work as a longshoreman. Anchors Aweigh, Boo! LOL
And that's what my ultimate fantasy would look like... and my favorite room too. ((big grin))
Special Thanks to Pamalicious. I lifted the Bifteck from her website DrippingChocolate
