13 posts tagged “female mlb fans”
MEME lifted from fellow Cancerian 1969
1974 "Former commissioner Bowie Kuhn watched Aaron tie the record but was not present for the record-breaker, a slight that bothered many fans of Aaron."
Seven Fifty Six!
2007 "Though he was on hand for the tying homer three days ago, deciding to put baseball history ahead of the suspicions plaguing the Giants slugger, Bud Selig wasn't there for the record-breaker."
Same sh*t, Different Decade...
F*ck an asterisk! With or without steroids you know you couldnt accomplish this historic feat! Consider the public and private scrutiny this man has been under... that his family has been under. The boos, the jeers, the taunts. And he STILL made 756.
Most of you would fail a piss test at your job. Would Babe Ruth have given a clean urine? This man has been peeing in a cup since 2003!
Of course he's gained weight. He started when he was twenty-two. Now, HE'S FORTY-THREE YEARS OLD! What are you doing with your good hip?!?!?!
Dont hate. Congratulate!
Wonder what they'll come up with when the first Latino makes 757? Maybe they'll start a rumor that he has bionic parts or tested positive for hair gel or something... Getdafukouttahere!
AU REVOIR
Schlemiel! Schlemazl! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
At age 23, he's probably only seen that show on Nickelodeon !?!?!?
That Prince Fielder is a THICK brother! Look at those thighs! Could definitely keep a sister warm on those cold Milwaukee nights!
But he comes by it honestly. This is Prince's Daddy, Cecil back in the eighties in Detroit:
Before the RedSox had Big Papi, there was "Big Daddy," none other than Prince's natural father, Cecil Fielder, (now 43 years old). Now I dont follow the Brewers or the Tigers, Lions or Bears... Im strictly East Coast with mine. However,
I do appreciate a thick brother ((nodding and grinning))
Five Days to Go, Yall!
AuRevoir!
...Sunday June 3, 2007 11:57pm EST Yanks 5, Sox 5
I have to go to bed.
OMG! Im so horny, so hot for him, he is so passionate, he is so married. Looks so much like Mac, even his lips, even his teeth, a little crooked the same way, on the same tooth. Mac is older. Both of them are married...
(well I think Mac is still married, you never know, he only keeps his wives four to six years)
I cant tell... well I dont even know if he wants me... Yeah he does. I know for sure. I can tell. A full tub about to tip over one drop more of water one good strong ripple one bump from the hip hop on my neighbors Bose... and its over with.
Since New Years in that dress.
Since last year when I had the dream.
Since two years back, when we had "the talk" or that other "talk" which wasnt really about ADR.
Since the very first time I saw him in the lobby of that hotel during the retreat and my whole uterus contracted and my c**chie jerked up and my head began to swim. Because a chocolate brown Mac had shown up in the lobby in Massachusetts. And I wanted to f*ck him... vigorously... but then I saw the ring... and then three hours later, I saw him again... standing in front of the room, facilitating the workshop I was in! I didnt hear a word, my brain shut down, sounded like the Peanuts grownups. And then the following year at the very first audition at the school. I took off my brown platform shoes. I sing better without them. But mostly because I was gonna fall off them... again.
Ima be good. I promised Jesus... no more married men. I hold my fists over my ears and squeeze my eyes shut as my c**chie screams, "IT ALL LOOKS THE SAME IN THE DARK!!!" But in the light of day, when you wake up, when you know better, it feels horrible.
Ill just have another type of dark chocolate... the safe kind... Hershey's 65% Cacao Reserve
Monday June 4, 2007 12:21am EST Yanks 6, Sox 5!
...Okay now I really have to go to bed
Huh! Toldja!
Saturday, Yanks 3, Sox 1
Jorge! JorgeJorgeJorge
Jorge! Jorge!
...and Matsui, too
Matsui Ooowee Ooowee Oooh
Oooh Oooh...
Well you get the idea (smile)
You know what comes next. In the immortal words of the Terror Squad...
Now Lean Back (un huh) , Lean Back (that's right) , Lean Back (un hun) ,
Lean Back (well, come on!)
