10 posts tagged “red sox”
CONGRATULATIONS!
To the New Evil Empire: World Series Champion Red Sox!
SORRY TO SEE YOU GO
NIGHT NIGHT!
Friday Yanks 8 Sox 7
(Okay Okay it was by the skin on their teeth, but a double u is a double u, No?)
...Sunday June 3, 2007 11:57pm EST Yanks 5, Sox 5
I have to go to bed.
OMG! Im so horny, so hot for him, he is so passionate, he is so married. Looks so much like Mac, even his lips, even his teeth, a little crooked the same way, on the same tooth. Mac is older. Both of them are married...
(well I think Mac is still married, you never know, he only keeps his wives four to six years)
I cant tell... well I dont even know if he wants me... Yeah he does. I know for sure. I can tell. A full tub about to tip over one drop more of water one good strong ripple one bump from the hip hop on my neighbors Bose... and its over with.
Since New Years in that dress.
Since last year when I had the dream.
Since two years back, when we had "the talk" or that other "talk" which wasnt really about ADR.
Since the very first time I saw him in the lobby of that hotel during the retreat and my whole uterus contracted and my c**chie jerked up and my head began to swim. Because a chocolate brown Mac had shown up in the lobby in Massachusetts. And I wanted to f*ck him... vigorously... but then I saw the ring... and then three hours later, I saw him again... standing in front of the room, facilitating the workshop I was in! I didnt hear a word, my brain shut down, sounded like the Peanuts grownups. And then the following year at the very first audition at the school. I took off my brown platform shoes. I sing better without them. But mostly because I was gonna fall off them... again.
Ima be good. I promised Jesus... no more married men. I hold my fists over my ears and squeeze my eyes shut as my c**chie screams, "IT ALL LOOKS THE SAME IN THE DARK!!!" But in the light of day, when you wake up, when you know better, it feels horrible.
Ill just have another type of dark chocolate... the safe kind... Hershey's 65% Cacao Reserve
Monday June 4, 2007 12:21am EST Yanks 6, Sox 5!
...Okay now I really have to go to bed
Huh! Toldja!
Saturday June 2nd, 2007 Yankees 6, Red Sox 11
See? Why do you want to take it there?
See you in August in El Bronx
Friday June 1st, 2007 Full Moon: Yanks 9, Red Sox 3
We're coming back, Yall
Saturday, Yanks 3, Sox 1
Jorge! JorgeJorgeJorge
Jorge! Jorge!
...and Matsui, too
Matsui Ooowee Ooowee Oooh
Oooh Oooh...
Well you get the idea (smile)
You know what comes next. In the immortal words of the Terror Squad...
Now Lean Back (un huh) , Lean Back (that's right) , Lean Back (un hun) ,
Lean Back (well, come on!)
Friday (Last Night), Yanks 4, Sox 11
Sunday, Yanks 6 Boston 7
...See Yall Next Weekend
Saturday, Yanks 5, Sox 7 ?!?!?!?
Dont get me wrong...
He is my MLB BabyDaddy, with his Big Chocolaty Self...
And Despite His Moodswings, He is the Truth...
And this Brother worked hard for the money last night...
But they have nothing for the Dynamic Duo...
Its all in the genes...
So have your little fun now. See you tomorrow night...
....And see you in the Bronx next weekend
The World has clearly gone mad...
Alec Baldwin KerkingOut on his eleven year old daughter over the phone?
Dude from NASA Kidnapping and Shooting his co-workers, then himself?
Friday, Yanks 6, Sox 7 ?!?!??!
Now be gone...
...before someone drops a house (or some D batteries) on you, too.
